Posted 2 months ago

ATTN: Friends and Family

I’m moving to Las Vegas, Nevada in just about a month and I’d like to see all of you before I leave Maine. Message me if you don’t have my phone number, and we’ll arrange something.

Posted 2 months ago

Grill master me. I suck at grilling. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 2 months ago

The Maine Winter. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 2 months ago

Oh hey, the house down the street is on fire. Ain’t no thang. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 2 months ago

My NCAA March Madness Bracket. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 2 months ago

This is Luke, the man-eating guard dog. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 4 months ago
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NOFX - Thank God It’s Monday

When you don’t have to go to work, every day is a holiday.

Posted 4 months ago

Music Monday : The Vandals - Hitler Bad, Vandals Good (1998)

I’ve known a lot of people to credit certain albums for “saving their life” at a young age. Well, The Vandals saved my life with Hitler Bad, Vandals Good by teaching me how to execute a proper fart joke at 10 years old. I’ve decided to share the 4th track titled “I Know, Huh?” Give it a listen, and play that funky tuba, cowboy.

Posted 4 months ago

I made a caricature of myself. I’d say I look pretty sexy. (Taken with instagram)

Posted 4 months ago

Only in Maine does a guy with a convertible drive with the top down in January. It’s 27 degrees. (Taken with instagram)